It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
