I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
did i just pee glitter
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