Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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