Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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