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(240): View more from Maryland

Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...

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(416): View more from Toronto

Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Glow parties are what I live for

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Your priorities in life astound me

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze

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