I'm going to rape someone's good day.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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