69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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