He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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