I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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