wat bout pragnant strippers??
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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