i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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