It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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