Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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