I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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