I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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