So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i think im in europe. pls send help
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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