I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
