Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
