i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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