help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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