im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize