bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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