New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All I want is dick and wine.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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