apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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