There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
as a side note pls kill me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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