i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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