I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
pray to the hookup gods
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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