But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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