i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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