talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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