im drinking this country out of the recession.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it's like iHOP with fire
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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