Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
