I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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