did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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