I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
