In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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