you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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