I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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