I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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