Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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