Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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