Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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