when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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