You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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