You work out of a Hotel?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
that's an acceptable place to lick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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