I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
try to milk me bitch
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