Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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