The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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