I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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