I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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