found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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