Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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