David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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