You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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