Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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