I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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