I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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