Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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