who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
