But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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